Episode 3 – Super Special Christmas Special

The Team is pre-prepared with a bona fide podcast for your non-offensive generic winter holiday of choice starting with the BRink of Insanity podcast episode three. Even if you proclaim, “Happy Holidays!” in lieu of “Merry Christmas” to make yourself feel better, you’re still ignunt, as the word Holiday derives from Holy Day. Bart feels strongly about some things but you may not know cause he’s a big pussy. Taylor peeks at Bart’s list and dons big cute glasses. The question is posed, “What is Kwanzaa for anyway?” and Taylor turns out to not be racist. Rebecca Walker is divisive. We discover the downfalls of drinking during a podcast recording. Conversate is an unword. The Hamburgler harasses drive-through customers and Taylor runs across a magnificent machine that vends live fishing bait. You won’t prevent college students from binge drinking, so stop trying. The fucking quality of driving has decreased in Baton Rouge. GAP has good commercials. Bart’s mom might be a lying whore; we don’t know. Christmas has nothing to do with Christ and much, much more. =)

Episode 2 – Taylor Is Such a Girl

In the BRink of Insanity podcast episode two, we explain factual answers to our ignunt questions. Discussion of holiday drinks and the lack thereof anger Bart. Smelly nasal sprays are horribly wrong – the horror! MSG unraveled, and it’s counterpart aspartame is dubbed Sweet Poison. Lifetime movies are finally seen for what they are – America’s crack cocaine. Episode two marks the induction of CD of the Week segment and Bart sings us a little ditty. Portable porno, the crazy bitches who want to stop it, and much, much more.

Epsiode 1 – Pilot

The BRink of Insanity podcast pilot episode introduces the Team as Bart struggles with car ownership and mourns the loss of his beloved LaWanda T. Honda while driving the most ignunt of all small car-segment sedans, the Chevrolet Cobalt. The lingual origins of Chevrolet are pondered and holiday shopping is absolute madness. Bart versus Wal Mart’s self-checkout and much, much more.