Episode 6 – Bart Evades Traffic Violation

The non-committal Team brings you the Brink of Insanity podcast episode six, and thanks listeners for putting up with their crap. Hershey’s is NOT the new Superdome sponsor, Taylor. New Orleans is tired and Ray Nagin’s head just gets bigger. Taylor’s boyfriend is still fine, and Penelope Cruz speaks not English good. Bart gets pulled over the by the police again and Jesus comes to his rescue… again. Baked onion soup gives unsuspecting Steakhouse diners what Dave Chappell would refer to as mudbutt. The Team is dubbed “Resolve-Buying Refundees,” as it tantalizes listeners with legends of a Team Member Notebook, to be introduced at a later date. Bart’s always getting raped by Cox, who receives a Fuck That for duping customers out of their comfy basic cable. Thrift stores are an English professor’s best friend, and tinted lenses are out. An internet eyeglass company is on the receiving end of Advertising Rape, and who the fuck is Lou Rawls? Pseudo-listeners upset Bart, he loses a one hundred dollar bill, and we forego the CD of the Week for much, much more.

Episode 5 – Inaugural Snowball Episode

This week your local team members induct their NEW snowball microphone into the BRink of Insanity podcast episode 5. The Team recalls its horrid shopping day in the new incompetence capitol of the world. Best Buy narrowly escapes a Fuck That! as their customer service is brought into question. The Bareback Mountain soundtrack sucks ass. Bart decides to plan a dinner party, and tells the whole world about the Baton Rouge ADA’s sex life. Faux compliments can in fact be a good thing and Elton John has yet another musical out. The team is obviously impervious to lies, we REALLY need feed back, and much, much more.

Episode 4 – What We’ve Learned This Year

The Team’s lists rear their ugly heads again in BRink of Insanity podcast episode four in the form of things we’ve learned this year. There is such a thing as pot-eating mold. Team Member to Team Member minutes do not roll over. Knock-off Tommy Hilfiger cologne is a horrible gift. Bart will tickle you till you pee your pants. All informative channels are owned by Discovery. Rachel Ray has problems at home. iTunes isn’t ready for our jelly and Fuck Lola White from Remax for selling our house. Taylor likes to shop by herself and doesn’t allow her food to touch on a plate. Gumbo does, in fact, have a roux and Bart loses that bet. Elton John got married and we answer the question, “Whashu got fo’ crimmus?” Taylor is pressured to do the opening and closing, and cracks thereunder. Taylor’s mom will be pissed about her eviction last January. Leaving milk in the refrigerator for five months makes neither cheese nor yogurt and much, much more.