Episode 9 – The Longest Podcast Yet

This Week in the BRink of Insanity podcast, the Team is quite excited that their DTWF friends are coming down for a visit, but you’ll never see the proof. Ya’ll, the Winter Olympics are so ignunt, and there is such a thing as a Ford Torino. Bart’s dad will never listen to the show, and is a lesbian, or Lebanese American, as they prefer to be called. Bart finally goes out, and has a good time just like every other time, and Taylor is not allowed to have a clicking pen. Taking your shoes off downtown does not make you country, Bart gets sexually molested, and imitation lobster meat receives a Fuck That! The guy at Cingular devises a ploy to get Bart to come back to the store, and Focaccia Al Fungi sounds a lot like Fuck a Monkey. In a stunning turn of events, Bart picks Taylor’s CD of the Week this week; Taylor plays the Air Guitar while Bart sticks to playing the Upright Organ. Bart is mean to our listeners and much, much more.

Episode 8 – This Podcast Contains At Least 50% Post-Team Member Product

Taylor doesn’t like being Bart in the BRink of Insanity podcast episode eight, nor does she know anything about chocolate factories. Dead Man’s Chest is not about an autopsy, and does Kelly Clarkson really deserve an award? Michelle Kwan’s cooter is on the fritz. Taylor is unsure, and Bart goes commando. Picking up a hitchhiker, however cute, will earn you a slap on the hand from your Team Member =( and sauce piquante lures Bart home. Charged for a gray chair….. received a black chair. A big Fuck You! to Dawn at Wal Mart’s service center, and words cannot portray the ignunce that ensued. What’s wrong with coordinating your outfits around your stylish chap sticks? Bart gets molested by the toilet paper roll, Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time with Kathy Griffin a close second. (Bongo, bad boy!). Taylor refuses to urinate during this podcast, and the Team awaits the new Harry Potter sequels, Harry Potter and the Stinky Wand; and Harry Potter and the Fist of Doom. Whatever you do, do not do a Google image search for Goatse. Or Tubgirl. Taylor’s AIM (brinktaylor) is now up and running, and much, much more!

Episode 7 – Silence of the Lambs… But Not the Cell Phones

The Team, in episode 7 of the BRink of Insanity podcast, talks of divisiveness and the Chocolate City… again. We muddle over shitty consumer goods both foreign and domestic while getting a call from a surprise guest. The CD of the Week and Fuck That! segments both show their faces this week and Taylor professes her undying love for John Stewart. We discuss Mardi Gras plans and wonder, “What the fuck is Lundi Gras?” Bart gets suckered into paying for nothing, that new car smell can be deadly, loads and loads of ‘How You Durrings?’ and much, much more!